1 00:00:02,353 --> 00:00:06,881 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:09,153 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,227 --> 00:00:11,787 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,863 --> 00:00:14,457 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:14,532 --> 00:00:16,523 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,237 --> 00:00:21,296 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:21,372 --> 00:00:23,602 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:26,075 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,144 --> 00:00:29,170 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 10 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:31,772 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 11 00:00:31,849 --> 00:00:34,181 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 12 00:00:34,252 --> 00:00:37,346 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 13 00:00:37,422 --> 00:00:41,415 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 14 00:00:41,492 --> 00:00:44,120 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:45,628 ♪ In living color♪ 16 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:49,189 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 17 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:51,462 ♪ In living color♪ 18 00:00:51,536 --> 00:00:54,004 ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:54,072 --> 00:00:57,769 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:57,842 --> 00:01:01,972 - ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:02,046 --> 00:01:04,480 ♪ How would you feel knowing everybody was your friend ♪ 22 00:01:04,549 --> 00:01:06,642 ♪ From thin to thick and through thick and thin ♪ 23 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,845 ♪ And egotistical trips was put to an end ♪ 24 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,482 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 25 00:01:13,558 --> 00:01:16,891 ♪ In living color♪ 26 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:20,419 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,796 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:22,867 --> 00:01:26,735 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:28,772 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 30 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,705 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 31 00:01:30,775 --> 00:01:34,609 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 32 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:38,308 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 33 00:01:38,383 --> 00:01:41,443 - ♪ In living color♪♪ - [Applause, Cheering] 34 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:44,511 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 35 00:01:53,798 --> 00:01:56,528 - What's up? How y'all doin'? - [Yelling] 36 00:01:56,601 --> 00:01:59,297 - All right, good, you ready to have some fun? - [Audience] Yeah.! 37 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,304 All right, cool, cool. 38 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:04,364 Well, I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans and this is In Living Color. 39 00:02:04,442 --> 00:02:06,535 You know, uh... 40 00:02:06,611 --> 00:02:08,841 I just want to ask you guys something. 41 00:02:08,913 --> 00:02:11,643 Mike Tyson invited me to come, like, check out his fight. 42 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,185 - Y'all think it's a setup? - [Laughing] 43 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:19,149 I figured I'd tell the world so if anything happens... 44 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,157 you guys know what's up, okay? 45 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:25,685 Be watching my back. Before we get started, say hello to my D. J... S.W. One. 46 00:02:25,763 --> 00:02:27,890 [Applause, Cheering] 47 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:35,268 My Fly Girls, starting over here with Cari... 48 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:40,174 - Deidre, Carrie Ann, Michelle and Lisa. - [Cheering, Applause] 49 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:46,878 All right, give us a few seconds, we'll be back, sit tight. 50 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:48,942 Hit it. 51 00:02:50,288 --> 00:02:54,418 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 52 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:57,518 ♪ In living color♪ 53 00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:01,122 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 54 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:03,224 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪♪ 55 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,630 [Announcer] Are you bored? Nothing to do? 56 00:03:06,704 --> 00:03:11,573 Is your family quality time like family nap time? Well, wake up.! 57 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:16,946 It's time for fun with the Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit. 58 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:19,005 [Chuckles] That's right. 59 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,608 Capture the many faces of Michael Jackson... 60 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:24,382 with the Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit. 61 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,685 Four hundred molded, plastic facial features... 62 00:03:26,757 --> 00:03:31,057 allow kids to reconstruct Michael's ever-changing face... 63 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:34,791 after every single one of his plastic surgery operations. 64 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:38,165 I made my MichaelJackson Potato Head look like he looked... 65 00:03:38,236 --> 00:03:42,002 when he was with theJackson Five, with a strong Afro-American nose... 66 00:03:42,073 --> 00:03:45,201 and a big 'Fro. 67 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:49,440 I made my Michael Potato Head into the Michael of April, 1986... 68 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:51,448 right before his third nose job... 69 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,609 but after his extensive cheekbone reconstruction... 70 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,675 and the cleft added to his chin. 71 00:03:57,121 --> 00:04:01,182 [Announcer] Now, keeping the April 1986 face as it is... 72 00:04:01,259 --> 00:04:04,956 replace the hair with hairpiece number 139-D... 73 00:04:05,029 --> 00:04:06,963 and look who you'vejust made. 74 00:04:07,031 --> 00:04:10,728 It's Michael Jackson's own idol... Diana Ross.! 75 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:16,534 Now, just add mole number five-D... 76 00:04:16,607 --> 00:04:19,770 and you've made Michael's fabulous sister, Janet. 77 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:23,007 Take away the nose completely, and you'vejust made LaToya. 78 00:04:24,215 --> 00:04:26,274 Look, everybody! I've made Michael look... 79 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,319 just like he looked on the front of his Bad album. 80 00:04:29,387 --> 00:04:34,188 That's great, son. But you know, something's just not quite right. 81 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:36,453 I know. 82 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:40,463 [Announcer] That's right. With just an ordinary kitchen vegetable peeler... 83 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:44,262 you can simulate Michael's chemical face peel and dermabrasion scrubs. 84 00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:48,066 The only limits are your family's imagination. 85 00:04:48,139 --> 00:04:51,836 There is no end to the maxio facialary fun. 86 00:04:53,077 --> 00:04:56,069 The Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit from Dem-Co. 87 00:04:56,147 --> 00:04:58,945 Mashed potato liposuction accessory sold separately. 88 00:05:03,654 --> 00:05:07,055 [Announcer] He's a lover, he's a fighter. 89 00:05:07,124 --> 00:05:10,093 He's Keenen and Damon's brother. 90 00:05:10,161 --> 00:05:13,324 - You've seen him spin records on In Living Color. - [Grunts] 91 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,230 Now see him fight crime in his screen debut. 92 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:20,031 The Wayans Company, in association with Tiger Beat magazine... 93 00:05:20,104 --> 00:05:25,508 is proud to present S. W. One in DiscJockey, Death Jockey. 94 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,942 Coming soon to a theater near you. 95 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:30,572 [Both] We'll be there. 96 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:35,515 The "ambiquity" that I feel... 97 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,986 never justifies itself. 98 00:05:38,055 --> 00:05:42,389 There's always the pungent odor of life's constipation... 99 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:47,420 that surreptitiously conflicts with the detrimental instability... 100 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:51,264 hitherto fore, six-eight, who do we appreciate... 101 00:05:51,335 --> 00:05:54,532 the unification of Congress... 102 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,597 [Chuckles] Excuse me. Condoms... 103 00:05:57,675 --> 00:06:00,667 demystifying the squalor of profanity... 104 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:04,579 regurgitating over and over again. 105 00:06:04,649 --> 00:06:07,709 Here, let me digress my bowels for a minute... 106 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:12,119 and invite to the front the nondescript hernia... 107 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:16,592 rectifies the miscommunication of fetal, or fecal... 108 00:06:16,661 --> 00:06:18,595 depending on where your head is at. 109 00:06:18,663 --> 00:06:20,824 [Announcer] Reading is fundamental. 110 00:06:20,898 --> 00:06:24,891 Do not be persecuted by the pompous fedora... 111 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,733 balanced by the equilibrium fortified... 112 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:31,969 by the government's inability to eradicate... 113 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:36,673 or foreshadow, taken from the Hebrew word... foreskin. 114 00:06:42,887 --> 00:06:45,355 [Announcer] Paid for by... 115 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:51,818 Now, Edna Louise, I want you to sit down... 116 00:06:51,896 --> 00:06:54,592 and I want you to write an apology letter to Mr. Ferguson. 117 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:58,465 Pulling off the principal's hairpiece was not very nice. 118 00:06:58,536 --> 00:07:01,767 - Yeah, but sure was funny. - What did you say? 119 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,605 - I said, sure, honey. - Don't be a smarty-pants. 120 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:09,544 As for you, Parnell, there'll be no talking from you. You're in enough trouble as it is. 121 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,542 Parnell, you're in enough trouble as it is. 122 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:18,247 Hey, it's your fault I'm in here, Edna. 123 00:07:18,322 --> 00:07:20,256 How do you figure that? 124 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:22,986 You're the one who gave Mrs. Key my chocolate bar in the first place. 125 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:28,020 You should have told me it was a laxative, Pukus-Maximus! 126 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:31,193 - You snooze you lose. - Blow it out your hiney-horn! 127 00:07:31,268 --> 00:07:33,361 Good one. 128 00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:38,773 Dear Mr. Ferguson, I am so sorry that you are baldheaded... 129 00:07:38,843 --> 00:07:43,940 and trying to hide it with that ugly wig that doesn't fool anybody. 130 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:48,678 And I am also very sorry that you are fat and ugly... 131 00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,415 and nobody likes you, not even your wife... 132 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:54,049 because your breath smells like roadkill. 133 00:07:55,826 --> 00:07:58,989 I hope you will accept my apology. Edna Louise. 134 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:01,088 There. I think he'll like it. 135 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:04,931 Hey, we're not supposed to be talking, Barf-a-saurus. 136 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:09,439 - I do not wish to be trapped in your web of intrigue. - Parnell, look. 137 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:14,707 Dance with the dead! Dance with the dead! Dance with the dead! 138 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:18,840 That skeleton is an example of biological petrification... 139 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:22,579 and is to be used for scientific purposes only. 140 00:08:22,653 --> 00:08:26,987 - Oh, yeah? Well, I think it looks like your mom. - Does not! 141 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:31,016 Does too! Hey, Mrs. Parnell, you look like you lost some weight. 142 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:35,191 You know something, you and that butt-head seem to have the same bone structure. 143 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:37,325 Would you like to dance over here? 144 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:40,393 Dance with the dead! Dance with the... Uh-oh! 145 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:45,040 - Hey, Parnell. - Way to go! 146 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:48,943 - [Laughs] Parnell? Parnell? Parnell? Parnell? - I'm not listening! 147 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:50,947 - Yes, you are. - Am not. 148 00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:52,448 - Are so. - Am not. 149 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:53,710 - Are so. - Am not. 150 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,910 Are so! 151 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:57,215 - You better stop... - You better stop... 152 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,279 - I hate it when... - I hate it when... 153 00:09:00,057 --> 00:09:01,649 - I sorta... - I sorta... 154 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:03,420 - Mrs. Keegan! - Mrs. Keegan! 155 00:09:03,494 --> 00:09:05,428 Hey, Parnell, here's my impression of you. 156 00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:07,987 [Babbling] 157 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,231 Shut up. 158 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,867 - My teeth don't look like that. - They do so! 159 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:21,639 Watch out, everyone! Here comes Parnell's teeth! 160 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:24,010 [Screams] They'll eat you up! 161 00:09:24,081 --> 00:09:26,413 Hey, Parnell, look! 162 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,474 [Babbling] 163 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,580 Must beJapanese for dog weenie. 164 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,386 - I'm sure. - Parnell, look at this. 165 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:39,828 It's my old friend, Toady Woady Noady Goady. Ribbit! 166 00:09:39,897 --> 00:09:43,492 - It's not a toad, it's a frog. You don't even know what kind. - Oh, duh. 167 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:46,331 I do too. It's a dead frog. 168 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:49,938 It's a South American speckled leaper... 169 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,908 - thank you very much, miss. - Oh, Parnell. 170 00:09:52,977 --> 00:09:55,844 - You are so smart. I can't believe it. - Yeah? 171 00:09:55,913 --> 00:09:59,440 You know what, Parnell? I heard that if you, um... 172 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,916 hold your hand up to your face and your hand is bigger... 173 00:10:01,986 --> 00:10:04,045 that means you're super-intelligent. 174 00:10:04,121 --> 00:10:08,217 - So that must mean I'm really a genius. - Not! 175 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:15,129 Oh, way to go, Edna! Now my nose is starting to bleed! 176 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:18,600 Parnell. Parnell, hey, I know how to fix a nosebleed. 177 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:20,603 - How? - You have to lie on a flat surface. 178 00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:23,401 - Here, you better lie on Miss Keegan's desk. - What? 179 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:25,465 And you have to put your legs up in the air. 180 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,204 And-And you have to hold something in-between your legs. 181 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,407 And-And then... And you have to plug your ears up... 182 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:34,542 and you have to say, "Snot, snot," over and over again. 183 00:10:34,618 --> 00:10:38,748 - That's not gonna work! - It is too! Just do it! Snot, snot, snot. 184 00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:43,088 Oh! Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot... 185 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,856 snot, snot, snot, snot, snot... 186 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,421 - What's going on here? - Mrs. Keegan... 187 00:10:48,499 --> 00:10:51,900 this is not conducive to the educative process. 188 00:10:51,969 --> 00:10:55,268 Parnell has gone completely out of his mind. I cannot think straight. 189 00:10:55,339 --> 00:10:58,399 ...Snot, snot, snot, snot... - Edna. Edna Louise, get your books. 190 00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,409 Edna, get your books. Come on. Shh. 191 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:03,071 I think we'd better leave very quietly. Parnell is having problems. 192 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:05,672 Yes. You know something else, Mrs. Keegan? 193 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,683 I think I'd better stay home from school tomorrow... 194 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:12,484 - because I've been through a terrible trauma. - Snot, snot, snot, snot. 195 00:11:17,561 --> 00:11:19,552 ♪♪ [Rap] 196 00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:55,264 [Man] Welcome to UncleJoe's Fairytales and Barbecue Recipes. 197 00:11:55,332 --> 00:12:00,861 Once upon a time in a land not so far away, there lived a gal named Rapunzle. 198 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:04,465 She was pretty. I mean, she was fine. 199 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,305 But her daddy didn't want any of the young men to mess with her. 200 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,108 Huh. You know what I mean. 201 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,911 So he built this tall castle so that nobody could get to her. 202 00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:25,717 Rapunzle! Rapunzle! 203 00:12:25,796 --> 00:12:28,594 There is no maiden fairer than thee. 204 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,566 On first, I fell in love with thee... 205 00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:37,471 portend, my fair maiden, and let me prove thyself to thou. 206 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:41,204 If only I was a bird and could fly up to thee. 207 00:12:41,278 --> 00:12:45,078 But that my heart could soar on wings of love... 208 00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:49,609 for thee, fair maiden, Rapunzle! 209 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,214 I ain't understood a word you said. 210 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:57,192 Rapunzle don't live here no more. She got evicted. 211 00:12:57,261 --> 00:13:00,662 Now my name is Batwinda Molica HightowerJr. 212 00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:02,665 And I on the cusp of Virgo. 213 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:06,362 So why don't you just come on up here and bust that rescue move? 214 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,497 Look here, baby, uh, throw down those curly locks... 215 00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:13,009 and I'll climb on up and we'll get busy. [Chuckles] 216 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,645 Ouch.! Ohh.! 217 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,416 Damn hair weave! 218 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:29,357 You shouldn't have pulled it so hard, stupid! 219 00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:44,745 ♪ The Old ♪ 220 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,813 ♪ Train ♪♪ 221 00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:53,823 Good morning, everybody. I'm Hubert... 222 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,957 No, I'm-I'm Fred... 223 00:13:57,034 --> 00:13:58,968 - Am I Ron O'Neil? - Don Cornelius. 224 00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:01,061 Don Cornelius. 225 00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:03,971 And my guests today come all the way from Ethiopia. 226 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:07,977 - That's England. - England. Ethiopia, England. 227 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:10,479 But before we get to that, let's get to this, a group... 228 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,607 Tell them the name of the group. 229 00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:16,119 - Fine One Carnival. - Fine Young Cannibals. 230 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,177 That's right, Fine Young Cannibals. 231 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,348 But before we get to that, let's get to a groove... 232 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:25,384 that's sure enough gonna make you want to boogie while you woogie, boogie... 233 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:27,726 - On the dance floor! - On the dance floor. 234 00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:31,290 My main man, Fat G. 235 00:14:31,368 --> 00:14:34,303 - That's Heavy D! - And the Boys. 236 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:37,568 ♪♪ [Rap] 237 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:28,323 And right now, I'd like you to meet two members of my family. 238 00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:31,452 - Old Train Dancers. - Yes, two of the Old Train Dancers. 239 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:33,962 - And you are, young man? - Methuselah. 240 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,931 - And you? - Jane Pittman. 241 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,628 As you both know, you have 20 seconds... 242 00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:43,537 to correctly unscramble the name of a very famous talking horse. 243 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:46,371 And I'll give you a hint... it's not Lionel Richie. 244 00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:49,537 And while they do that, we'll do this. 245 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:52,912 ♪♪ [Pop] 246 00:15:57,221 --> 00:16:01,214 ♪♪ [Singing] 247 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,758 Yes. And you are? 248 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:10,129 - ♪♪ [Singing Off-key] - Yes, and you? 249 00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:16,434 Oh, yes, yes. 250 00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,975 You all must be... 251 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:23,810 very... very proud of your success. 252 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,783 [English Accent] Well, we first started out... 253 00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:31,978 Will you come back and do another song for us? 254 00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:36,117 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Fine One Mammal. 255 00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:42,596 Yes, that's all the time we have for boogeying today. 256 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,066 And I'm Don... Corleone. 257 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,228 And, as usual, it's always in parting... 258 00:16:47,304 --> 00:16:52,264 that we wish you love, peace and... 259 00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,708 [All] Soul! 260 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:00,246 ♪ The Old ♪ 261 00:17:00,317 --> 00:17:02,251 ♪ Train ♪ 262 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,534 ♪ Old Train ♪ 263 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,662 ♪ Old Train ♪♪ 264 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:26,035 ♪♪ [Rap] 265 00:18:01,745 --> 00:18:03,679 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 266 00:18:03,747 --> 00:18:07,183 I'm Roger Spittman for the Wild World of Sports. 267 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:09,185 And welcome to the final round... 268 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:12,381 of the Tenth Annual Sweethearts Bodybuilding Competition... 269 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:15,016 here in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. 270 00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:17,925 It's the greased-up pose portion of the show. 271 00:18:17,995 --> 00:18:20,054 The action has been pretty fierce here. 272 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,189 And here comes our first competitor. 273 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:26,600 She's Sara Sunkist from Salamander, California. 274 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,695 [Whooping, Hollering] 275 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,740 [Spittman] This is her first finals... 276 00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,675 not a lot of muscle mass, and still quite feminine. 277 00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:36,804 And quite frankly, I don't like that and neither do thejudges. 278 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,246 She's gonna have a tough time here today. 279 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:45,712 Next is Carla Meals. She's 5 foot 7, 140 pounds... 280 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:48,053 from Beaverton, Wisconsin. 281 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,059 Pretty good definition. 282 00:18:50,127 --> 00:18:52,994 But she's having trouble getting rid of those darn breasts... 283 00:18:53,063 --> 00:18:54,997 and that's gonna count against her. 284 00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:58,159 I mean, look at them. Theyjust won't go away. 285 00:18:58,235 --> 00:19:03,696 - And finally, the competitor everyone's been waiting to see. - Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! 286 00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:07,733 - Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! - You can feel the anticipation. 287 00:19:07,811 --> 00:19:09,745 Oh, boy.! 288 00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:11,804 Oh, boy.! 289 00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:37,331 Yeah.! What an entrance.! 290 00:19:37,407 --> 00:19:41,070 The lady, the controversy, the production. 291 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:43,237 Vera DeMilo. 292 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:45,838 Oh, she is awesome.! 293 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:49,044 Some say she's gone too far, but I have to disagree. 294 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:53,078 Of course, she's the only woman on the circuit who goes to the bathroom standing up. 295 00:19:57,294 --> 00:19:59,626 Oh, yeah, she is working it tonight. 296 00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:03,962 She is in top... Oh.! Oh.! Look there.! There she goes. 297 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:07,629 Showing her feminine side with the pregnant obstetric push. 298 00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:10,832 It's her ode to the mystery of motherhood. 299 00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:16,679 Oh, baby.! She is hard as a rock.! 300 00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:18,738 Magnificent.! 301 00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:24,076 [Applause] 302 00:20:26,089 --> 00:20:29,422 - After a performance like that, can there be any doubt? - [Woman] No.! 303 00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:32,826 Ladies and gentlemen, the judges have come to a decision. 304 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,160 And the winner is... 305 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:37,393 Miss Vera DeMilo! 306 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:48,210 Congratulations on a great victory for you, princess. 307 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:51,577 Now the reports are that you have used steroids. 308 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:54,208 Uh, do you care to comment on that, little lady? 309 00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:57,117 [Husky Voice] Yes, I would, Roger. 310 00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:59,246 I don't know who's starting those rumors... 311 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:02,019 but I do know that there are a lot of jealous people out there... 312 00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:05,619 who aren't willing to do the work it takes to look like this. 313 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:10,065 Let's face it, women see me, they want to be me. 314 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:14,263 Well said. Well said. Could you just tell me one more thing then, Vera? 315 00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:16,272 Sure. 316 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:21,277 I got to ask you this. Uh, what is that bulge in front of your trousers? 317 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:24,576 Now, now. A girl's got to have her little secrets. 318 00:21:24,648 --> 00:21:27,617 [Horse Laugh] 319 00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:31,313 That's where I keep my chewing tobacco. 320 00:21:31,388 --> 00:21:35,415 And I can see that you still have that wonderfully feminine sense of humor. 321 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:38,461 - Oh, this is my boyfriend and trainer, Bart. - And-And what a lucky man. 322 00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:43,022 You're beautiful, baby. Look at her! Isn't she beautiful? Oh! Oh! 323 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:48,128 [Chanting] Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! 324 00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:52,005 - Vera.! Vera.! - There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. 325 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:54,543 A beautiful story. [Sniffles] 326 00:21:54,611 --> 00:21:58,877 For Wild World of Sports, I'm Roger Spittman. Catch you next time. 327 00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:01,349 Vera! Vera! Vera! 328 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,727 Thank you. Hope you had fun. 329 00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:14,628 We'll see you next time around. Take care. Bye-bye! 330 00:22:58,642 --> 00:23:02,942 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 331 00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:05,277 ♪ In living color♪♪